Willst du mitkommen?
I could sit here and ramble on about my self but that would bore even the most forbearing of us. But allow me to bring you up to speed. I'm just starting to figure out this business most call family -In doing so I've met some pretty amazing people along the way. Come join me as I awkwardly navigate through this conundrum known as life finding family, friends, and a home while trying not to be arrested, lost, or killed in Deutschland. Still learning deutsch alongside my man Ludwig. Let's watch and see what happens -Wir wollen gehen!
A school bus just went past the house
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It’s July
and Sunday
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?
- Ruger: You know what, I've always thought any of the potions they take are Vodka.
- Me: ... Vodka?
- Ruger: Yeah.
- Me: I think that's the most Russian thing I've ever heard you say.
- Ruger:
- Me:
- Ruger:
- *tackles me on the couch, choking me*
- Ruger: TAKE IT BACK! TAKE. IT. BACK!!
I slept so bad last night
I probably would have been better off without any sleep. I don’t feel like I’m all here or something. I mean, it’s so bad Caz asked me if she could use my glasses. I spent an entire minuet looking for them.
I don’t wear glasses.
Never have.
She doesn’t wear glasses either.
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Stop fuckin’ with me guys.
Body parts mailed to Vancouver, B.C., schools in Canada dismemberment case
Notes were included in mailed packages containing body parts after the videotaped killing and dismemberment of a Chinese student, police in Canada said Wednesday, but they would not give details because of fears of copycat crimes.
The case spread to the other end of the country Wednesday as police said yet more body parts in packages mailed to two Vancouver schools, discovered Tuesday, are thought to be linked to the case. One contained what appeared to be a right hand. The other contained what looked like a right foot. Police said they were mailed from Montreal, where the killing and dismemberment occurred.
The next time anyone is like “So, tell me about your parents.”
I’m just gonna be like
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I was raised by wolves.
I am so sorry people of Hollins
I tried to get her to take her medicine
But you know how Ruger gets
that’s like trying to get the sun to freeze over
She’s not screaming German profanity
it’s “Head, shoulders, knees and toes”
not that… that’s any better sense she’s LOUD AS FUCK!!
I am so sorry!
That awkward moment when you find Lud from WW2 online
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!
Marlon Brando (Young Lions)
what is happening
You do not understand how much I would play this
i have never seen a human bounce that way
reblogging for lucas
this is a sport meant for me
(Source: ForGIFs.com)
