I could sit here and ramble on about my self but that would bore even the most forbearing of us. But allow me to bring you up to speed. I'm just starting to figure out this business most call family -In doing so I've met some pretty amazing people along the way. Come join me as I awkwardly navigate through this conundrum known as life finding family, friends, and a home while trying not to be arrested, lost, or killed
Caz never lets me win at chess
Every time I get one move away from a checkmate she swipes the board clean
I HATE THAT!
LET ME WIN
I CONCURRED YOUR KINGDOM
GIVE ME YOUR KING!!
That extremely awkward moment where your old friends meet your new friends,
and you realize now why they’re “Old Friends” instead of just friends.
Ignorance pisses me off… no, wait, that isn’t the right word.
IGNORANCE FUCKING PROVOKES PAROXYSMS OF BLOODLUSTED FURY!
Fuck you, you twig of a twisted-heartless human being! I hope you can’t sleep at night! What kind of example are you setting for that kid you just had -OH YOU’RE GONNA BE A GREAT MOTHER!!
You just gave a perfect example of why everyone on this fucking planet hates this country! What’s worse YOU’VE BRED! You have an offspring who you’re gonna teach this shit to. Here’s a thought you two-faced, racists, slut, how about you get a fucking job, take care of your baby, and stop living in your mom’s basement!?
You better be curled up with your bum of a boyfriend, in your mom’s basement you both leach off in, thankful I didn’t lose my temper and send you taped together back to Eastside. And next time, keep that dick-whipped, rambling cunt you call the father of your child in line before I let 6’3-bounty-hunter-Richter go West German on his ass!!
There. Sorry. I’m done… I gotta get outta this place.
I JUST!! RAAAAAAA!
Ok, wait, hold on, that was a bit harsh and bias. I think this is personally the only sign I have ever had trouble with. I’m not too big on the zodiac, find it interesting rather than “religious” BUT DAMMIT SCORPIOS!
I think I‘ve had too many people who were (aka everyone I‘ve known who were) treat me like shit and then hold a gun to my head. I do not HATE Scorpios, but I do have shakier trusts for them rather than anyone else.
Sorry innocent Scorpios, been stung too many times
Walked through Westview Cemetery and got to hear every bloody detail of Broomy Hill
Listening to everything he’s been through makes me respect him so much more and loathe every conceivable atom and derivation of Jennet.
The shit she deserves…. man… the shit she deserves
“How does he not sound awesome to you?”
Oh, I dunno, maybe because he sounds like
A RAGING NAZI EVERY TIME HE OPENS HIS MOUTH
I mean, I’m fuckin’ serious. Even when this motherfucker whispers he still sounds hell’a mad. It seem’s like the dude’s only got four emotions- RAGE, annoyed, laughing at your misfortune, and pissed.
Ok, maybe it’s a personality thing, or maaaybe it’s a cultural thing, and perhaps, on the chance of some whimsical mishap, he’s had poor experience with social situations and is just awkward. That’s cool. I’m not judging, I’m giving you my opinion.
But don’t -do not- sit there, glaring at me, when I tell you I find him too OCD, too mean, too cold, and too mechanical. I stomached my grimace while you spieled over how “fine” and “adorable” he was -even hampered my snicker, which was difficult on a few occasions I’ll have you know- so don’t jump over the table at me talking how I’ve developed some 1940’s hate for anyone outside the US. Um, what?!
Rug, tell me the fuckin’ sense that makes, please. Are YOU telling ME that i’m being like that because of my OPINION on his personality/looks? Oh, I’m sorry, is stating that you don’t find this or that person attractive stirred in with racism now? An’ wait, wait, wait, lemme make sure I’m getting this right. I have suddenly undertaken this insane hate for a certain group of people, because of the country they’re from, because I don’t find Lud to be my type. Ok. Well, if I do recall was I not the one all up for moving to Germany? And were you not the one NOT up for moving to Germany because they’re scary?
So, just using your own mental basis here, would you be just as racist as I am when it comes to the people of Germany? (excuse me ladies and gents as I use u as an ex.) I’m racist because I find Ludwig OCD and mechanical, and you, my friend, are racist because you find Germans “scary”. Does that make sense? I hope not because if it does I don’t want to live in this world anymore.
I find Charm a little wild and loud at time, does that make me racists against Scottish people? Tom’s waaay to nice sometimes and jumps to conclusions, and I think Iakov can be hateful and uncaring more often than not, so I’m racists against Russian’s and Italian’s too? I’m just trying to get this cleared up and I really don’t feel like arguing because I feel like I’ve got shards of glass in my throat and a mountain sitting on my head, but feel free to explain, I much rather make sense of this.