Willst du mitkommen?

I could sit here and ramble on about my self but that would bore even the most forbearing of us. But allow me to bring you up to speed. I'm just starting to figure out this business most call family -In doing so I've met some pretty amazing people along the way. Come join me as I awkwardly navigate through this conundrum known as life finding family, friends, and a home while trying not to be arrested, lost, or killed in Deutschland. Still learning deutsch alongside my man Ludwig. Let's watch and see what happens -Wir wollen gehen!
The pipeline once burst and created a 30m Beer-Fountain.
Ah, so that’s where everybody went
(via did-you-kno)
Seriously, I don’t think the Polizei in Dortmund ever get off the radio
The dispatcher has come on three times in the last twenty minuets like
PLEASE STOP CHATTERING!
And this one guy is just going on and on about his car. The thing is
NO ONE ELSE IS TALKING TO HIM!!
Love it
Guys, OmmWriter. Fucking OmmWriter
You write? Have that ADD problem while writing? In a crowded area? Friggin’ writer’s block?
FUCKING
OMMWRITER
