Willst du mitkommen?

I could sit here and ramble on about my self but that would bore even the most forbearing of us. But allow me to bring you up to speed. I'm just starting to figure out this business most call family -In doing so I've met some pretty amazing people along the way. Come join me as I awkwardly navigate through this conundrum known as life finding family, friends, and a home while trying not to be arrested, lost, or killed in Deutschland. Still learning deutsch alongside my man Ludwig. Let's watch and see what happens -Wir wollen gehen!
Have you ever had the hugest platonic crush on someone
like…you just want to be with her/him all the time in a non-romantic way, share your stuff and be the bestest friends ever
but that person seems to have a lot of friends and you just sit there crying on the inside seeing that he/she doesn’t really need you as much as you need him/her
COUGHLudCOUGHdietrichCOUGH
Ok, good, I’m not the only one
Photoshop needs to say this every time I pull out the eraser :(
(via 314eater)
Hopefully this is self-explanatory




THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!

This is the picture of the day! CANAVINO YOU GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME US!
(Source: toopsy)
literally me when i play horror games
Killed me when he went back to go turn it on while he was sobbing half to death.
^^^ comments SO accurate!!
me playing MW3 “Soap won’t die this time *sob*”
me studying history “Germany won’t invade Poland this time/Napoleon won’t defeat the Third Coalition this time/ Lincoln won’t go to Ford’s Theater this time”
Me watching Toy Story 3 “ANDY ISN’T REALLY GONNA LEAVE THIS TIME!!”
(Source: soyysauceeboii)
The only thing that will make the baby stop crying is Biggie.
LOLLLLLLL WOW xD
Kid’s got good taste haha
I DO WHAT I WANT (a tumblrwink to the awesome Noelle Stevenson)
Somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean…This how we do when we kill time driving the ship to LaLa Land O.o
(Source: vimeo.com)
omfg the olympic opening ceremony is going to be a display of the british countryside
so people are legit just going to be looking at a muddy field
thAT’S HOW POOR WE ARE






