I could sit here and ramble on about my self but that would bore even the most forbearing of us. But allow me to bring you up to speed. I'm just starting to figure out this business most call family -In doing so I've met some pretty amazing people along the way. Come join me as I awkwardly navigate through this conundrum known as life finding family, friends, and a home while trying not to be arrested, lost, or killed
Ladies and Gentlemen
I want you to know I’m friggin’ PROUD of a certain Hr. Dietrich!
I’m so happy for you! And sweet ol’ Kel over there!
I SEE YOU BLUSHING KEL!!!
Ok I’ll hush for the night. Sleep well all you babies *nose kisses* EEEE
❤ LUDWIG KOMM HEIM! BITTE! ❤
literally me when i play horror games
Killed me when he went back to go turn it on while he was sobbing half to death.
^^^ comments SO accurate!!
me playing MW3 “Soap won’t die this time *sob*”
me studying history “Germany won’t invade Poland this time/Napoleon won’t defeat the Third Coalition this time/ Lincoln won’t go to Ford’s Theater this time”
Me watching Toy Story 3 “ANDY ISN’T REALLY GONNA LEAVE THIS TIME!!”
just made my day
Lmfao, Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the men who are keeping us safe :)
If i ever joined the Army <3
We will always be safe thanks to you… <3
How I imagine Simon and Iakov based off their singing sessions in the kitchen.
While we were going to the store, I found this in the back of the car.
I think it’s Simon’s!
I’m not the only one who imagines Ghost as a deliberate asshole, right?
(And all I can think of is monkeys…
I anyone ever did Simon and monkeys I would lose my shit!
Babies with mowhawks are the cutest thing
WHO WENT FORWARD IN TIME AND TOOK A PICTURE OF MY BABY WITHOUT PERMISSION?!
Look at the fuzz!!
this is why I’m not sure I want a kid because, I mean, I like it when they’re all cute and funny but then when they get all snotty nosed and poopy and crying and shit I’m just like lol get me the fuck out of here I’m not dealing with this shit
and then they try and HAND THEM TO YOU