This made me laugh more than I think it should have
Persona Non Grata
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.
Fuck…..he survives this but not a little fall? :(
He hung on here by the skin of his teeth, and I really don’t think the fall he suffered can be called “little” by any stretch of the imagination. He was blown out of the window by a sizeable amount of plastic explosive, and unlike Yuri he wasn’t fortunate enough to have his fall broken by wooden panelling - not to mention all the rubble and shit that collapsed on top of him. And this was on top of having only had a few months, if that, to recover from being stabbed in the chest with a combat knife. It wasn’t just the fall that killed him - one or more of the things he went through in Blood Brothers caused his wounds to re-open, and he lost a horrendous amount of blood.
It’s nothing short of a miracle that he held on as long as he did.
Oh, that’s cool, just, ya know, make it worse than it was before in all
(And all I can think of is monkeys…
I anyone ever did Simon and monkeys I would lose my shit!
“Nobody makes the first jump.”
When Soap falls: ok, ok, I got this! …nope
When Roach falls: Welp, it’s been fun
"He's a hard bastard. Trust me, he'll make it." - Price