BEST ACCENT CHALLENGE EVER
what in the fuck? HIS ACCENT IS SO THICK! hahaha
I’m literally crying holy shit.
LOL THE TEARS.
omg i dont have a book fuck you HAHHAHASLKDSALKADSJ
LMAOOO THREE WORDS OF YOUR CHOICE
THIS HOUSE. EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE!
this isn’t fun anymore.
You are invited to an official lunch. You are welcomed by an Englishman. Food is prepared by a Frenchman and an Italian puts you in the mood and everything is organised by a German.
You are invited to an official lunch. You are welcomed by a Frenchman. Food is prepared by an Englishman, a German puts you in the mood but, don’t worry, everything is organised by an Italian.
I tried to get her to take her medicine
But you know how Ruger gets
that’s like trying to get the sun to freeze over
She’s not screaming German profanity
it’s “Head, shoulders, knees and toes”
not that… that’s any better sense she’s LOUD AS FUCK!!
I am so sorry!
Command Sgt. Maj. Michael E. Biere, the command sergeant major of the 7th Civil Support Command, speaks with a German Military Police soldier after a 2010 Commemorative Ceremony in Koblenz, Germany, Nov. 19. A commemorative wreath was placed in front of a German army Monument in recognition of Germany’s national day of mourning, which honors fallen and missing German soldiers. Biere is a native of Grand Rapids, Mich.
That awkward moment when you realize Ludwig would have been a MP instead of an SSO and probably really would have shot me.
ich sage ‘aua’ obwohl’s gar nicht weh getan hat -
ich gucke doof beim Wimpern tuschen -
Ich hab manchmal zwei verschiedene Socken an -
ich trage immer 2 Tops übereinander -
Ich falle Treppen hoch und nicht runter -
ich lache an den unpassensten Stellen -
in allen meinen H&Mtops sind Löcher -…