I could sit here and ramble on about my self but that would bore even the most forbearing of us. But allow me to bring you up to speed. I'm just starting to figure out this business most call family -In doing so I've met some pretty amazing people along the way. Come join me as I awkwardly navigate through this conundrum known as life finding family, friends, and a home while trying not to be arrested, lost, or killed in Deutschland. Still learning deutsch alongside my man Ludwig. Let's watch and see what happens -Wir wollen gehen!
Beautiful picture of a young German soldier in World War II being treated by an American GI medic. Unknown location, somewhere in Europe, 1944.
BEST ACCENT CHALLENGE EVER
what in the fuck? HIS ACCENT IS SO THICK! hahaha
I’m literally crying holy shit.
LOL THE TEARS.
omg i dont have a book fuck you HAHHAHASLKDSALKADSJ
LMAOOO THREE WORDS OF YOUR CHOICE
THIS HOUSE. EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE!
Spamming more jokes from the book~ This is a long one…
You are invited to an official lunch. You are welcomed by an Englishman. Food is prepared by a Frenchman and an Italian puts you in the mood and everything is organised by a German.
You are invited to an official lunch. You are welcomed by a Frenchman. Food is prepared by an Englishman, a German puts you in the mood but, don’t worry, everything is organised by an Italian.
I am so sorry people of Hollins
I tried to get her to take her medicine
But you know how Ruger gets
that’s like trying to get the sun to freeze over
She’s not screaming German profanity
it’s “Head, shoulders, knees and toes”
not that… that’s any better sense she’s LOUD AS FUCK!!
I am so sorry!
Valentinstag: Liebe Sätze
Terms of endearment in HQ here.
And then they’re actually spoken and you’re not sure if you should run or throw your hands up in surrender.
Do love these though.
Ich vermisse dich!
Oh my god
Und I’m like, it’s besser than yours
Command Sgt. Maj. Michael E. Biere, the command sergeant major of the 7th Civil Support Command, speaks with a German Military Police soldier after a 2010 Commemorative Ceremony in Koblenz, Germany, Nov. 19. A commemorative wreath was placed in front of a German army Monument in recognition of Germany’s national day of mourning, which honors fallen and missing German soldiers. Biere is a native of Grand Rapids, Mich.
That awkward moment when you realize Ludwig would have been a MP instead of an SSO and probably really would have shot me.
...and build a lego house: ich sage ‘aua’ obwohl’s gar nicht weh getan hat - ich gucke doof beim...
ich sage ‘aua’ obwohl’s gar nicht weh getan hat -
ich gucke doof beim Wimpern tuschen -
Ich hab manchmal zwei verschiedene Socken an -
ich trage immer 2 Tops übereinander -
Ich falle Treppen hoch und nicht runter -
ich lache an den unpassensten Stellen -
in allen meinen H&Mtops sind Löcher -…