Willst du mitkommen?
I could sit here and ramble on about my self but that would bore even the most forbearing of us. But allow me to bring you up to speed. I'm just starting to figure out this business most call family -In doing so I've met some pretty amazing people along the way. Come join me as I awkwardly navigate through this conundrum known as life finding family, friends, and a home while trying not to be arrested, lost, or killed in Deutschland. Still learning deutsch alongside my man Ludwig. Let's watch and see what happens -Wir wollen gehen!
Ernest Borgnine, you will be sorely missed as an actor and one of my favorite superheroes. No one protected us from EEEVVIIIIIILL as well as you.
OH MY FUCKING GAH NOOOOOOO
WTF?!?!
(via roguesquirrel)
Suddenly storms
also, burned my hand making dinner, blisters all over my palm, can barely type -forget holding a pencil for awhile!
(the writer in me just died a bit)
This is why I shouldn’t cook!
A soldier helping a boy over the barbed wire. After the picture, the soldier was immediately replaced. God only knows what happened to him afterwards.
- Me: And I just.... *start crying*
- Ruger: Whoa, whoa.... whoa! Are you crying?!
- Me: *shakes head*
- Ruger: You're crying! Are you drunk?! You're drunk! You drank without me?!
- Me: I'm not drunk!
- Ruger: You're crying though!
- Me: That doesn't mean I'm drunk!
- Ruger: .... you're fucking drunk!
Three - Nil Down: Dear lovely acquaintance of mine,
I am afraid it is quite foolish to leave one’s account logged in when you have been nothing but completely abschlaffen since we left the theater, especially in such an… interesting household. Alda, I know you will be looking for your bag in the morning, therefore I am putting it under the bar…
Oh my fucking gosh guys! Going through my old stuff and I find this post he left me!!! I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE IT BEFORE!!!!!
GAH FUCKING DAMMIT!! I MISS HIM SO MUCH!!!
That moment when you have history arguments at dinner and bring up the downfall of Prussia
and how it was mainly Germany’s fault.
And you’re sitting there, in your head, thinking how getting you and your sister thrown out of the house was your fault.
And you start tearing up because you don’t see her anymore.
And like a loon you bust out like “I’M THE GERMANY!”
And everyone looks at you like you’re crazy.
…
Yup, have the sudden urge to go see her tomorrow
You know, it isn’t fun to watch when you don’t have anyone to make bets with
I’m pulling for Giants (Not my favorite team, but out of the two they’re my choice), but the whole Big Game tradition isn’t the same when you don’t have anyone going against you.
Iakov knows practically NOTHING about American Football so he sided with me, Simon doesn’t give a shit so he’s sided with me as well
Now there’s no wagers or sore losers or bellowing winners. It’s gonna be a really quiet Superbowl
That moment when you wanna play MW3 over again,
and then you remember what happens…
Mother and son.
This is how I picture Iakov leaving Russia
Матери Орлов и сына 
my heart…
