I could sit here and ramble on about my self but that would bore even the most forbearing of us. But allow me to bring you up to speed. I'm just starting to figure out this business most call family -In doing so I've met some pretty amazing people along the way. Come join me as I awkwardly navigate through this conundrum known as life finding family, friends, and a home while trying not to be arrested, lost, or killed
Simon: Yer playin' on tha wrong side. Well, fah ye.
Me: Are you drunk? Simon, what are you talking about?
Simon: Ye obviously dun't know tha Sandilands, which is a shame. E'eryone knows about James Sandilands an' tha Torphichen... oi, ye didn't bloody know? Yer family's Knights, head a' tha Templars in Scotland.
Me: You're fuckin' making shit up
Simon: Go search it, bring yer laptop in here
(guys... he's not fucking around. WTF IS THIS SHIT?! Thanks James Sandilands, 1st Lord Torphichen)