Children of the WIld Ones

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can’t sleep in this place, my mind won’t stop moving, my guts are starting to churn.

I’m scared. I’m worried. I just wanna know you’re okay.

What I’d give to tell you not to listen to any of them.

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hockeyxorxgtfo:

katillius:

hockeyxorxgtfo:

with onions and peppers!!!

BE DELICIIOUS RIGHT NOW!!!

AND MAKE SURE THE DELIVERY BOY IS CUTE!!!

Jeebuz, particular aren’t you?

nah, but really, that Dominos over near college hill is open to like 4 am…. maybe I did get a pizza at like 2 am when i was up there….

Heh, if only i had cash on me! I WOULD BE HAVING IT DELIVERED NOW!! 

Remember freshmen year…midnight delivery to the dorm. 

It was a glorious time…

Fuck i need to stop being a fat culinary student!

Fat? You hush before i come up there

hockeyxorxgtfo:

with onions and peppers!!!

BE DELICIIOUS RIGHT NOW!!!

AND MAKE SURE THE DELIVERY BOY IS CUTE!!!

Jeebuz, particular aren’t you?

nah, but really, that Dominos over near college hill is open to like 4 am…. maybe I did get a pizza at like 2 am when i was up there….

hockeyxorxgtfo:

katillius:

hockeyxorxgtfo:

katillius replied to your post: Sometimes I wanna cry in happiness for the friends…

Sorry for the delay, I think D’s bored

THAT GERMAN!! 

he needs to stop being bored! D!! DON’T YOU HAVE TRACKING TO DOOOOO!?!??!

DEE YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

STOP HACKING OUR PHOOOOONES!! THIS IS A PRIVATE CONVOOOO

I swear, he’s making a powerpoint for your future wedding

Oh shit don’t say that! WHO KNOWS WHAT ALL HE KNOWS

hockeyxorxgtfo:

katillius replied to your post: Sometimes I wanna cry in happiness for the friends…

Sorry for the delay, I think D’s bored

THAT GERMAN!! 

he needs to stop being bored! D!! DON’T YOU HAVE TRACKING TO DOOOOO!?!??!

DEE YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

*stab stab stab*

You ALWAYS get service in here.

Suddenly it’s all

youknowyourecanadianwhen:

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
· Californians shiver uncontrollably.
· Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
· Italian cars won’t start.
· Canadians drive with the windows down.

32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
· American water freezes.
· Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
· New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
· Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
· Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
· Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
· Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
· Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
· Ethyl alcohol freezes.
· Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.

-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
· Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
· Canadians start saying, “Cold, eh?”
· Vancouver Canucks finally beat the Chicago Black Hawks in the playoffs.

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
· Hell freezes over.
· The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

Heh. At 50 Georgians refuse to go outside. Note to self, never go to Canada in the winter

I see you’ve turned on me as well

carecub:

 

• yo bro!
• LISTEN!
• Yo dog! Watch out!
• hey!
• bro
• bro
• bro
• bro
• LISTEN!

You see that? That’s called a brush, it’s what you paint with

SO WHY WONT YOU LET ME PAINT WITH IT?!!

grew up practically in the back woods.

Creepy noises and animals outside were nothing to me.

Now I’m lying here WIDE AWAKE creeped the FUCK OUT by this humansized owl sitting out side hooting like it has the lung capacity of a fucking tanker!

I don’t miss tucker by any means.

I just miss being able to scurry down the hall and scamper into a much less empty bed, squealing my head off like there was a wolf chasing me down the hall, and curl up knowing there wasn’t some giant owl sitting in the tree outside hooting at me all night.

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THERE ARE A DOZEN OTHER TREES ON THIS STREET, OWL! YOU REALLY NEED THAT ONE?!

Damn where all you RI people when I was just up there?! Hahaha! FUCKYEAH

ibelong-inboston:

katillius:

Nah, but serious…. Prov is awesome, so is Kelsey, should totally visit

WATUP? Lol, and i live in rhode island, haha i go to prov sometimes

UGH LUCKY!! Just came from up there this weekend LOVED it! I’m from GA so hell’a far away. Would love to go back

Nah, but serious…. Prov is awesome, so is Kelsey, should totally visit

hockeyxorxgtfo:

ibelong-inboston:

Kelsey you crack me up
Can we chill
Like now
K im comin to prov’

I’M JUST THAT AWESOME!!

HILARITY IS MY BEST QUALITY 

come to Prov, IT’S A HOT SPOT!!

ASFANBKLGB PROV IS THE SHIT! EVERYONE MEET AT PROV!

remember way back when we had that argument about what our countries look like.

Thomas said a boot.

Ludwig said broccoli.

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Scrollin’ through meaningless web pages that aren’t blocked by the county and stumble upon Zodiac pages. Zodiac amuses me, not a religious thing, but it’s interesting.

Reading up and laughing at all the Taurus crap and sitting there like “… heh, that’s true…. heh, so is that…” Which leads me from one sign to another. I start looking up people I know by their birthdays and doing more “heh, true” like comparing Ruger to the Pisces she is, and Jenny the Cancer, and how they all get along with Taurus.

Then I notice the Capricorn and I’m like “Holy shit, I need more Capricorns in my life! Awesome sign is awesome”

So I start researching the Capricorns and their birthdays. I’m really getting into it now. I’m that bored. And it hits me, right in the middle of all the radio chatter. Ludwig’s birthday is January 8th. He’s a friggin’ Capricorn.

And I just sat there, gaping at the screen. It fit him so well, down to the books. It was all so creepy. And then I just started getting so upset. It just keeps falling on me.

I lost everything I’ve ever wanted.

Over.

And

Over.

I was hit so hard I had to call a code three for radio silence. I couldn’t answer. I couldn’t think. I just shut the door and the stupid window and just sat there trying to keep it together.

I gotta find something to keep my mind off of this. For good. It’s like I’m drowning and forgot how to swim. It’s so painful and it lasts and lasts…