March 2012
Here we go....
I hope this whole passed out/pain shit doesn’t last long.
I got shit I wanna do.
Going to stay with Simon and Iakov considering Lud has to work and I don’t wanna bum off my sister
… Jeebuz this is gonna be horrible
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“Peace with Germany is like a wolf and sheep living together”
– Polish saying (just sayin’ cuz there ain’t a sec of peace in this house)
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March, you have been one crazy motherfucker!
Between gunmen, car chases, car crashes, bus fires, ultimatums, hospital visits, road burn, being attack by German Shepherds, being yelled at by my German Lieutenant, concussions, high school dances, bomb threats, and being run over by a car I think it’s safe to say work is never going to be the same old dossier shuffling again.
And damn, I don’t even get benefits
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Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
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Those who are heartless, once cared too much.
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You know that part in Dumbo, the "Pink Elephants...
Yeah. That’s what my brain’s doing right now.
Close my eyes and everything starts spinning.
So much for fucking sleep tonight.
…
This fucking sucks!
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Watchbabyminaj:
After getting wisdom teeth removed…
wats in mah mouf
Welp… if this is what its like… I’m pretty much dead.
Yup.
ASKJFNAKJBDGW FLIGHTS WHY ARE YOU SO HARD TO...
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Am I the only one when watching Pocahontas...
Way to fuckin’ go Thomas, drown in the fuckin’ ocean!
There you go again Thomas, you piece of shit, give them away!
Way to go dumb shit Thomas, shoot Kocoum!
You fucking prick! Start a fucking war! ONLY THOMAS!
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hijinxx:
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I HATE fighting bitches whose best line of defense...
1) it takes them forever to actually hit me first so I can get REAL work done
2) makes my scalp hell’a sore!
So please, girls, if you get into a fight please don’t pull shit like that. Anyways more excited WE GOT POPSICLES!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Old Time Hockey Since 1924: katillius:... →
hockeyxorxgtfo:
katillius:
katillius:
hockeyxorxgtfo:
katillius replied to your post: Grief just seems to come in waves…
Phone is still awol but I can talk if you need to
nuuuuuuu
and thanks :) i just sat down in my silent apartment and started thinking and BAM everything hit me again! I. Hate….
nuuuuuu TUMBLR WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! hahaha nuh-thing
well son of a slut!!! facebook...
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katillius:
hockeyxorxgtfo:
katillius replied to your post: Grief just seems to come in waves…
Phone is still awol but I can talk if you need to
nuuuuuuu
and thanks :) i just sat down in my silent apartment and started thinking and BAM everything hit me again! I. Hate….
nuuuuuu TUMBLR WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! hahaha nuh-thing
hockeyxorxgtfo:
katillius replied to your post: Grief just seems to come in waves…
Phone is still awol but I can talk if you need to
nuuuuuuu
and thanks :) i just sat down in my silent apartment and started thinking and BAM everything hit me again! I. Hate. Death.
adsngklasfajg Y ASK BOX NOT WORKING hehehe I don’t think there’s anything worse than losing someone you love.And I...
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Wish I knew the name of the song Iakov sings and...
He’s been indolent as of late, but that might be because Georgia decided to plow over spring this year and burst into summer. Which explains why he ambles into the bath, fully dressed, and lies in cold water for an hour or so at a time.
But it’s different than it was before. He’s different than before. It isn’t teasing, it’s heavy and almost, sort of… lonely....
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Did Americans in 1776 have British accents?
nickpatrick:
Reading David McCullough’s 1776, I found myself wondering: Did Americans in 1776 have British accents? If so, when did American accents diverge from British accents?
The answer surprised me.
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This is kinda cool, even though, isn’t it “English” rather than “British”? But still, very interesting.
PREPARE YOURSELF TUMBLR
THIS PACK OF INSANE LADY AND GENTS ARE OFFICIALLY GOING TO BOSTON
LOOK OUT NORTH EAST!
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That adorable moment when
you catch Ludwig plopping his peaked cap on Iakov’s head, whispering how proud he was Iakov is facing a fear, and, instead of the Russian snarling at him, he smiles.
Please, oh please, dear lord, let me stay with them for as long as possible. Maybe not forever, sense that would be selfish, but let me have them as long as we need eat other, and, if/when we are to part, let it be readied,...
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Reblog if ever you did this when you were little...
You start the process like this:
And end up like this:
TUCKER Y U NO HAVE SWINGS?!
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*in my best Spartan scream* NO WORK TOMORROW!!!
At first I thought we were just fired from Friday’s shit, but turns out Lud’s not “fit for service” after his hospital visit with his crazy fever (and passing out at work doesn’t really send the “healthy” message)
SOOOO we’re off tomorrow, under doctors orders, meaning he doesn’t have a choice, and I get to fail, again, at being a nurse.
...
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That extremely awkward moment where your old...
and you realize now why they’re “Old Friends” instead of just friends.
Ignorance pisses me off… no, wait, that isn’t the right word.
IGNORANCE FUCKING PROVOKES PAROXYSMS OF BLOODLUSTED FURY!
Fuck you, you twig of a twisted-heartless human being! I hope you can’t sleep at night! What kind of example are you setting for that kid you just had -OH YOU’RE...
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Man, you guys know how I am about tattoos
They interest me. They say so much about a person. What they believe in. Who they are. What they’ve been through. I guess they interest me because it tells a part of their story.
What’s more interesting is where they’re located. Simon’s got one on his neck, never bothers to hide it. Iakov on his shoulders, hides them when he’s out but not necessarily around people he...
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Watchjbattikha:
actually such a beautiful thing, just shows we shouldn’t take things for granted..
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Shadow paintings
did-you-kno:
Using various everyday objects and back light, Azerbaijani artist Rashad Alakbarov creates mind-blowing shadow paintings.
Source
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Watchmetalzerofour:
luminus-ex-nihilo:
rrevolver:
crying cannot believe what i just watched
It hurts how hard I am laughing.
LITERALLY SCREAMING FROM LAUGHTER
EVERYTHING HURTS
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