Children of the WIld Ones

shirtless Scot washing the truck, grease covered German fixing the car, incidentally present Italian cooking dinner, and a rollicking Russian brewing up dessert

scusi while this American takes a tour of Europe

I noted a couple things.

• Ludwig is very very self conscious about the things he says concerning where he’s from and his lineage.
• He almost avoids his nation’s flag.
• He becomes tense and kinda silent when there’s an argument.
• Refuses to utter an ounce of German outside the usual crowd.
• Will try and find any way possible to escape a conversation/situation if something about his accent is brought up.

Are you… Are you ashamed of your heritage bro? Does it make you uncomfortable?

Alright, alright, let’s fix this-

… oppure Phaine

wtfrancheska:

…

now if only Charm or Snapper will adopt me

It was the most badass/sweetest/most selfless thing I’ve ever seen

A wild Scot appears

injuries sustained

If he flys like he drives I honestly don’t know how he and Simon are still alive.

Seriously.

Funny, thinking about it now, I really don’t think I could ever picture him toting around glocks and rugers, a rifle or two, tear gas, flashbangs, laser-sighted pistols, splattered with blood, dragging criminals out of hiding like a fox in a rabbit hole. No. He’s just too… clean, too organized and calm. A piece of lint on his shoulder can bring the entire day to a halt, so, no, I didn’t see this.

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LET ME RESTATE THIS:

It smells wonderful~

If you weren’t such an OCD asshole, I’d consider marrying you, Lud. DAMN that genius!

It’s all your fault I’m like this *digs out ps3*

Modern Warfare on deck!

Strike out everything you’ve done.

1. Had Beer
2. Had a cruiser.
3. Been completely drunk.
4. Done drugs.
5. Write on a bathroom wall.
6. Read a George Orwell book.
7. Had sex.
8. Had a physical fight.
9. Used Twitter.
10. Listened to Lady Gaga.
11. Been in a car accident.
12. Gotten suspended.
13. Gotten expelled.
14. Got a computer virus.
15. Touched a real gun.
16. Been allergic to something.
17. Had a dog
18. Had a cat.
19. Been pregnant.
20. Camped out.
21. Swam in the ocean.
22. Wore a bikini.
23. Attempted to shuffle.
24. Been sent to the principle.
25. Ever liked someone.
26. Failed a class.
27. Failed a test.
28. Went to summer school.
29. Been dux of the year.
30. Got A’s and B’s.
31. Read an entire book.
32. Recorded my own music.
33. Had an xbox.
34. Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.
35. Wore fishnets.
36. Wore skinny jeans.
37. Been in love.
38. Hated someone.
39. Been cheated on.
40. Cheated on someone
41. Did something sexual with someone of the same sex.
42. Practiced Christianity.
43. Worn makeup.
44. Lied to my parents about where I was going.
45. Had surgery.
46. Had my license.
47. Been to college.
48. Graduated high school.
49. Attempted suicide.
50. Worn colored contacts.
51. Painted my nails black.
52. Broken someone’s heart.
53. Had my heart broken.
54. Cried for an hour straight.
55. Lost something very valuable.
56. Got separated from my parents as a kid.
57. Broken a bone.
58. Gotten stung by a bee
59. Eaten something bad/expired.
60. Threw up from being so drunk.
61. Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
62. Danced with someone of the opposite sex.
63. Owned an ipod.
64. Owned an iphone.
65. Fell for a best friend.
66. Stole a friend’s significant other.
67. Went far away from home for more than a week.
68. Moved out.
69. Ran away.
70. Teased my brother/sister
71. Been to a hospital.
72. Had food poisoning.
73. Had a job.
74. Been fired.
75. Lied to a friend.
76. Lied to a family member.
77. Had a Facebook.
78. Posted a video on Youtube.
79. Started a rumor about someone.
80. Talked bad about someone.
81. Dropped out of school.
82. Deliberately failed a test.
83. Been skinny dipping.
84. Counted to a million.
85. Counted to a thousand.
86. Ate rabbit meat.
87. Ate duck meat.
88. Had fast food.
89. Been to Church.
90. Been to synagogue.
91. Been married.
92. Had a divorce.
93. Broke a glass.
94. Hugged someone today.
95. Texted someone today.
96. Received a phone call today.
97. Threw something out of the window.
98. Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
99. Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
100. Wish you were somebody else.
101. Had a conversation in another language
102. Totaled a car.
103. Danced in the rain.
104. Driven drunk.
105. Been yelled at.
106. Yelled at someone.
107. Kept a drunk from drowning in the toilet.
108. Had a hangover.
109. Held someone while they cried.
110. Kissed someone.

IT’S CALLED THE GROUND, YOU KEEP YOUR FEET ON IT

oh-sassy-fassy:

And it’s fucking awesome. The plot is awesome. Everything about it is awesome.

Then fucking writers block comes and is like “LOL NO BITCH FUK U”

I am afraid it is quite foolish to leave one’s account logged in when you have been nothing but completely abschlaffen since we left the theater, especially in such an… interesting household. Alda, I know you will be looking for your bag in the morning, therefore I am putting it under the bar considering it was left, rather messily, in the center of the living room floor which is helping the clutter in no way. 

Angenehme Träume to you all!

-Ludwig

(PS. The settee, not entirely the proper place to sleep, should be lied on when sleeping, not slumped over an arm while sitting.)

Was A LOT better than I thought it would be

LOVED IT

I’m going to my first ever dinner party tonight (What does one do at a dinner party?) and the whole crew is going to be there (minus lik T-bang and Greenbay) but we’re having Olive Garden (Which is Italian for “heaven” [not really]) and we get to be all dressed up and shit.

I’m soo friggin’ excited guys. I feel like a real adult!!

Me: Naming places

Everyone else:

sitting here waiting for Russia to get the fuck up

Snapper takes his gahdamn time 

Just about to fuckin drag him to the car

Ain’t mad cuz I don’t care if I’m late to work

You guys be careful, okay? I don’t want anyone getting hurt or something…

(I know I sound weird, sorry)