June 2011
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
376,117 notes
Surgery done. Work in 3 hrs
Today’s gonna be hell but I’m glad Jenny’s okay :) now to crash n an empty parking lot till 6, unless I can sneak Russia and Scotland back to my folk’s house. Sleepy drunk.
Jun 29th
Appendicitis
Yup, an alllll nighter. Doc says it’s three sizes too big! So it’s coming out tonight. Fuuuuuuuck -__-
Jun 28th
Chillin' at the hospital
The one time we don’t have a medic Jenny gets ill. Looks like a bummin night in ER
Jun 28th
Jun 27th
71 notes
“Don’t cry when you hug me -because if you cry when you hug me I will never...”
– Thomas Phaine (every time at deployment *tears in my eyes*)
Jun 27th
Jun 27th
6 notes
Ludwig pisses me off? No thang. Just do one of...
even though he’s always Number three’s my favorite but, meh, I got options
Jun 27th
I wanna go back to bed, someone go to work for me
wish it was magically Friday again. Booooo. I know Germany’s gonna be pissed this morning. Just a feeling.
Jun 27th
Anyone aware of how to rip a DVD & put it on ur...
Jun 26th
1 tag
“Ah swear ta drunk ah’m no’ God!”
– Charm (beer in hand, pants on floor)
Jun 26th
Jun 26th
111 notes
Movies I haven't seen but want to
(In no particular order/off the top of my head) The Mechanic Legion Black Hawk Down Shutter Island Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe Sucker Punch Schnidler’s List Easy A Princess and the Frog The Lord of the Rings The Other Guys Howl’s Moving Castle Kick Ass Rango Princess Mononoke Seven Pounds The King’s Speech Surrogates The Informant
Jun 25th
We were thinking about painting the living room...
But instead we bought big ass flags of our nationality and laid claim to a wall. Kitchen wall is Italian, front door wall is Scottish, back wall is Russian, and tv wall is USA. Still got room open on the ceiling!
Jun 25th
“Say it ain’t so I will not go Turn the lights off Carry me home”
– Weezer “Say It Ain’t So”
Jun 25th
Should I be worried...? Probably
sitting at my desk all…  around two I glimpse up and fuggin’ Snapper’s walking past my cubicle  I’m like WTF?! and about that time Ludwig comes swinging from his office door all suddenly there. There’s a stand off for like five minuets  I’m getting ready to play linebacker. they’re all Disappear into his office. I’m like Wait… what...
Jun 25th
Iakov’s playing CoD on a beanbag chair, it falls over he screams             “BEAN-ALANCHE!!” I fall over laughing and he instantly looks at me with that boyish grin. Gah, I wanna turn him into a cartoon and just make comics of him and Charm all day. They have such great facial expressions 
Jun 22nd
why all the sudden am I getting this really bad habit of using to when I should be using too? My grammar is slowly dying!!!!!
Jun 22nd
It's Jenny's Birthday friday!!!
EXCITEMENT
Jun 22nd
1 tag
“I vill gas you if you don’t bring me Vanda Snider’s file!”
– Ludwig (after making fun of how he says “file”) 
Jun 22nd
Jun 21st
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I want a late night adventure. I want someone to...
roguesquirrel: londondress: I don’t do this often, but when I do, it’s actually really calming for some reason. It makes me tired. The past few nights I’ve really been clamoring for this Then let’s just fuckin’ do it. Name the place and the time. Let’s do this shit!
Jun 21st
110,208 notes
Valkyrie
Turns out the Director is out of state on some conference, naturally my fearless boss finds it one of the most perfect times to go on an unexpected vacation while the rest of the office pulls up his slack, mainly Ludwig. Bro thinks this is a good idea, none of the rest of us do. So if you called our department this morning you would have found the phones dead, because face it, none of us were in...
Jun 20th
We've all got'em
That friend that you’re pretty sure was a serial killer in their past life… or a rapist. That friend that can’t make anything simple. That friend that always needs saving That friend that’s always pissed off/depressed That friend that’s always in the background That friend that won’t leave you alone And that friend that your friends with but you’re...
Jun 20th
Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Father's day
We had a chat about dads, about how they’re supposed to be, what they do for a family not only financially and physically, but emotionally and mentally. I’ll admit it, as much as it hurts, I was a daddy’s girl growing up, Jenny and I both were… until my brother came along. Seeing as though we’re from so different of places I asked the guys, curious as to what...
Jun 19th
Somebody get me my eye patch!
Just gotta call from Lud, full scale Valkyrie at work tomorrow bitches!!
Jun 19th
We need a psychologist
Wake up this morning, Iakov’s in the bathtub, full of suds and water, fully dressed, sideways, assembling and disassembling his PM pistol and singing. …What? Is this normal? Is it a cultural thing or has he finally gone a bit mental? Kinda creeped out right now. Before you know it he’ll be making pets from sticks he gathers in the backyard… THEN WE COULD CALL HIM...
Jun 19th
Jun 18th
58,365 notes
The Last Great Watering Hole
Yup, it’s our hang out -As long as it’s after noon time. At first I wasn’t too hot about it. Going with a Scot to awkwardly sit around and swat away drunken men was a bother. But now, with Snapper and Charm, it’s the best place to hang. There’s barfights, stabbings, shootings, like if a western saloon had a baby with a hardcore Scottish/Irish pub and a Motorcycle bar...
Jun 18th
Jun 18th
I need a new tablet
mine broke and I loved it ;_; so now I can’t draw except on paper and I’m tired of only being able to shade -since I hate paint (no offense). Anyone know of any great ones? I had a Wacom but they’re sooo expensive. If it has a cheaper equal I might try that but I might just have to go with a Wacom. Any suggestions?
Jun 18th
“Words - so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how...”
– Nathaniel Hawthorne
Jun 18th
Jun 17th
11,131 notes
1 tag
I'm physically going to be sick
Had TWENTY unsaved word docs of at LEAST six pages or more EACH and comp decides to randomly do windows update. No prob, word always them there to open next time I bring up word. …THEY’RE NOT FUCKIN’ THERE! Days like this make me wanna just be like Fuck it! I’m done with writing. I just know in like two hours I’ll be sketching out a story on a napkin at dinner.
Jun 17th
Sleepy ones!!
Jun 16th
That feeling when you just get off the phone telling someone the answer to a question on their test … It was the wrong answer. I meant Prussia 1935 RUGER! PRUUUUUSSSSSSIAAAAA!!!
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
1 tag
Writing help? Character development
I’ve started this new story and I can’t seem to work out one of my Characters. Of course it’s the main character so I can’t just brush it off. The problem is I’m writing with my protag as this kinda mean guy, cold, serious, by the book, selfish, uptight, yet I don’t want him to be hateful to the point of abuse, but I want him just to have that edginess that...
Jun 15th
I just waltzed in the rain
I was hopping in puddles on the driveway in my new wellies and Snapper was on the porch. Charm comes out with some IrnBru and hands a bottle to Iakov. Before you know it its pouring rain and Simon comes out to get me but we wrestled around for a bit and he starts trying to dance with me to keep me from tickling him. So Russia starts clap/stomping out a slow 3/4 and before I know it we’re...
Jun 15th
My day... in 2 sec
Boss man walks by, leans back into my cubicle (I’m on the phone with HR) He’s like: Nice outfit. I’m like: Not even a minuet later (still on the phone with HR) Lud snaps about the side of my cubicle like Mein Büro, jetzt!  I’m like:  ”Uhhh -I gotta go HR!” (over a missed file) 2 hrs later at lunch: Boss man and Lud talk themselves into one beer. Just...
Jun 14th
1 tag
You know, besides the evil, it's like things never...
There we were, walking down the street towards town, kinda late at night, just the two of us. We even walk the same. She’s got that stupid hunch in her walk that makes her bump into me every other step, which makes me end up turning to the right which makes us end up falling off the sidewalk every few yards. But anyway. We’re just about the taco bell and mid sentence, mid word, mid...
Jun 14th
That awkward moment when usually loud people are silent
Jun 14th
Jun 14th
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Listenaldjijkgfing I FOUND IT!! THIS IS US EVERYDAY ...
Jun 13th
ALL OF THIS
Jun 13th
Jun 12th
41 notes
Picking up broken words...
This is a story ‘bout the three of us Down by the water and the tide is rising This world is burning and I’m terrified I need a little more time with you, oh  I just need a little more time with you…                                                       (Aqualung -Broken Bones) Was feeling sick this morning, it was raining most of the day, so we sat in the living room and...
Jun 11th