zeldathemes
Children of the Wild Ones
I like just about anything within reason.
Mostly Writing, history, gaming, and everything from peashooters to ICBM's. I have a masters in procrastination and mental incapacity, and a cat named Panzer.
dahliafyodorovna:

British violinist Albert Sammons atop a tank in Trafalgar Square, ca. 1916.

dahliafyodorovna:

British violinist Albert Sammons atop a tank in Trafalgar Square, ca. 1916.

YOU ARE THE DEVIL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!!?


lieutenantackland:

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HEH HEH HEH 

You get no tea or puppies AND I’m telling Wilhelm you said WALLACE ISN’T REAL!

WHOA WHOA WHOA

LEAVE WILLIE OUT OF THIS!! I DIDN’T SAY WALLACE WASN’T REEEEAL!! WALLACE IS REAL AND ADORABLE one day I’m buying that boy a real turtle. End of story. 

I WILL DO IT SO HELP ME!

WHAT THE HELL KATIE 

DON’T MAKE ME BRING IN YURI’S DEATH TOO 

"DEAR BABY KRETCHMANN, YOUR AUNT DECIDED TO TELL ME THIS DAY THAT SHE THINKS HERR WALLACE IS AN INFLATABLE POOL TOY AND NOT THE WORLDS FINEST TURTLE GENTLEMAN. I REGRET TO INFORM YOU OF SUCH A CRIME.

P.S. I THINK WALLACE IS THE COOLEST”

YOU ARE THE DEVIL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!!?


lieutenantackland:

katillius:

lieutenantackland:

katillius:

lieutenantackland:

katillius:

lieutenantackland:

katillius:

lieutenantackland:

katillius:

lieutenantackland:

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HEH HEH HEH 

tHAT’S IT NO TEA AND PUPPIES FOR YOU

*puppy eyes* but…but…but

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I’m sorry

WTF THERE YOU GO AGAIN! NO! NONE FOR YOU! YOU’RE NOT SORRY! YOU’RE TURNING INTO CAZ!

Oh you knoooooooow

Being the evil Russian I sometimes can be

Me: 

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Your Emotions: 

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You get no tea or puppies AND I’m telling Wilhelm you said WALLACE ISN’T REAL!

WHOA WHOA WHOA

LEAVE WILLIE OUT OF THIS!! I DIDN’T SAY WALLACE WASN’T REEEEAL!! WALLACE IS REAL AND ADORABLE one day I’m buying that boy a real turtle. End of story. 

I WILL DO IT SO HELP ME!
Wolfenstein: The New Order
YOU ARE THE DEVIL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!!?


lieutenantackland:

katillius:

lieutenantackland:

katillius:

lieutenantackland:

katillius:

lieutenantackland:

katillius:

lieutenantackland:

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HEH HEH HEH 

tHAT’S IT NO TEA AND PUPPIES FOR YOU

*puppy eyes* but…but…but

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I’m sorry

WTF THERE YOU GO AGAIN! NO! NONE FOR YOU! YOU’RE NOT SORRY! YOU’RE TURNING INTO CAZ!

Oh you knoooooooow

Being the evil Russian I sometimes can be

Me: 

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Your Emotions: 

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You get no tea or puppies AND I’m telling Wilhelm you said WALLACE ISN’T REAL!
YOU ARE THE DEVIL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!!?


lieutenantackland:

katillius:

lieutenantackland:

katillius:

lieutenantackland:

katillius:

lieutenantackland:

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HEH HEH HEH 

tHAT’S IT NO TEA AND PUPPIES FOR YOU

*puppy eyes* but…but…but

image

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I’m sorry

WTF THERE YOU GO AGAIN! NO! NONE FOR YOU! YOU’RE NOT SORRY! YOU’RE TURNING INTO CAZ!

Oh you knoooooooow

Being the evil Russian I sometimes can be

Me: 

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Your Emotions: 

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YOU ARE THE DEVIL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!!?


lieutenantackland:

katillius:

lieutenantackland:

katillius:

lieutenantackland:

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HEH HEH HEH 

tHAT’S IT NO TEA AND PUPPIES FOR YOU

*puppy eyes* but…but…but

image

image

I’m sorry

WTF THERE YOU GO AGAIN! NO! NONE FOR YOU! YOU’RE NOT SORRY! YOU’RE TURNING INTO CAZ!
YOU ARE THE DEVIL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!!?


lieutenantackland:

katillius:

lieutenantackland:

image

HEH HEH HEH 

tHAT’S IT NO TEA AND PUPPIES FOR YOU

*puppy eyes* but…but…but

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YOU ARE THE DEVIL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!!?


lieutenantackland:

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HEH HEH HEH 

tHAT’S IT NO TEA AND PUPPIES FOR YOU